If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer
"My wife and I have sex almost every day of the week," Milton Berle once said. "Yes, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday."
"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." - Anonymous
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
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In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
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