This is just a cool graphic that I decided to post. It's a great representation of film and art.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Graphic of the Day!!
This is just a cool graphic that I decided to post. It's a great representation of film and art.
Quote of the Day!! (Quotes to be Exact)
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer
"My wife and I have sex almost every day of the week," Milton Berle once said. "Yes, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday."
"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." - Anonymous
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
More funny Third Law of Applied Terror quotes
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
More funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
More funny Mark Twain quotes
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
More funny Lenny Bruce quotes
"My wife and I have sex almost every day of the week," Milton Berle once said. "Yes, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday."
"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." - Anonymous
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
More funny Third Law of Applied Terror quotes
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
More funny Rodney Dangerfield quotes
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
More funny Mark Twain quotes
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
More funny Lenny Bruce quotes
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Music Clip of the Day!!
This music video clip is a creative masterpiece!! Gives me the chills every time I watch it.
P.S She's performing sign language at the beginning of the clip!!
Real Bandslam Trailer!!
This is the real representation of the movie Bandslam. It's the only trailer that those twilight obsessed fatty's at Summit released that shows the movie for what it really is. They only started showing this the week before the movie was released. Those marketers at Summit are displaying stupidity at it's worst. Anyway watch the clip and to anyone who stumbles across this page. Take the time to check out the movie.
What The Hell Is Up With Speedos???
Can someone please tell me what the hell is up with Speedos??? All over the world countries have contributed fantastic inventions to society. The television, the space shuttle, the light bulb; all fantastic inventions. Something to be proud of. Australia on the other hand; what do we have to show?? We invented the speedo!! A little piece of 1cm by 1cm material (they might as well be) wrapped around the genital area of a male to burn the retinas of unfortunate passers by.
When I first arrived on the Gold Coast, Varsity College went on a yr9 leadership day to the beach. Here I am, an innocent 14 yr old, completely fresh. Getting my first dose of Queensland lifestyle *rolls eyes* and some nasty, wrinkly, oompa loompa old man decides to step into public in a 1cm by 1cm speedo. It. Was. Zebra. Print.
Can someone please tell me why it is okay for an indiviual to step outside their homes in underwear. Oh wait, what are you gonna say? Awura-Abena that's not underwear, that's a speedo!!! Speedo my black ass. IT'S UNDERWEAR. I don't care which way you try and spin it, push it or sprinkle it with sugar. It's underwear. Which is exactly my point.
Now I understand that speedos are fantastic for professional swimming because they don't cause any restrictions. But that is exactly were they should stay!! In professional swimming. They shouldn't be allowed outside the boundaries of the lap pool. Can't someone just think of the children?? Picture this. Some man walking down the beach in a speedo (don't worry, this will be over soon). Little girl sitting next to her mother on the beach. She spots the man walking down the beach. She taps her mom and says, "Mommy, what's that?". You get my drift.
Now I'm not trying to deprive the desperate, hormone filled teenager with their daily dose for the day. I know what some of you are thinking. If guys get to look, why can't we. Now I understand your point but is it really worth the risk. Is it really worth having your beautiful day at the beach ruined by a 60 yr old man with a speedo going into his hairy crack running up and down the beach right in front of your face. I THINK NOT!!!
Speedos need to be put through the shredder and then chucked into a furnace. No one should be allowed to step into public in a speedo. Matter of fact, I move for a law to be passed against the speedo for the welfare of society and that poor, unfortunate five year old girl.
Peace, Love, Boycott Speedos,
Arabena
When I first arrived on the Gold Coast, Varsity College went on a yr9 leadership day to the beach. Here I am, an innocent 14 yr old, completely fresh. Getting my first dose of Queensland lifestyle *rolls eyes* and some nasty, wrinkly, oompa loompa old man decides to step into public in a 1cm by 1cm speedo. It. Was. Zebra. Print.
Can someone please tell me why it is okay for an indiviual to step outside their homes in underwear. Oh wait, what are you gonna say? Awura-Abena that's not underwear, that's a speedo!!! Speedo my black ass. IT'S UNDERWEAR. I don't care which way you try and spin it, push it or sprinkle it with sugar. It's underwear. Which is exactly my point.
Now I understand that speedos are fantastic for professional swimming because they don't cause any restrictions. But that is exactly were they should stay!! In professional swimming. They shouldn't be allowed outside the boundaries of the lap pool. Can't someone just think of the children?? Picture this. Some man walking down the beach in a speedo (don't worry, this will be over soon). Little girl sitting next to her mother on the beach. She spots the man walking down the beach. She taps her mom and says, "Mommy, what's that?". You get my drift.
Now I'm not trying to deprive the desperate, hormone filled teenager with their daily dose for the day. I know what some of you are thinking. If guys get to look, why can't we. Now I understand your point but is it really worth the risk. Is it really worth having your beautiful day at the beach ruined by a 60 yr old man with a speedo going into his hairy crack running up and down the beach right in front of your face. I THINK NOT!!!
Speedos need to be put through the shredder and then chucked into a furnace. No one should be allowed to step into public in a speedo. Matter of fact, I move for a law to be passed against the speedo for the welfare of society and that poor, unfortunate five year old girl.
Peace, Love, Boycott Speedos,
Arabena
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Quote of the Day!!
Batman and Robin Television Show
"Holy Kleenex Batman! He was right under our noses and we blew it!!
-Credit to Emily Cushing. Thanks for making me laugh in FTV.
"Holy Kleenex Batman! He was right under our noses and we blew it!!
-Credit to Emily Cushing. Thanks for making me laugh in FTV.
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