Thursday, June 18, 2009

I AM SCREWED!!

Good news and bad news:

Bad News: I am about to fail my maths C test. I will fail.
Good News: Last maths C leson. Whooooooo Hoooooooo!!!!!!!No more Vu. Hell ya!!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Quote of the Day

School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are full of dull, unintelligible tasks, new and unpleasant ordinances, with brutal violations of common sense and common decency."
H L Mencken

What the hell is up with Fishnets????

Can somebody please tell me what the hell is up with fishnet stockings???? Who was the genius that decided to one day use the accumulation device we call the net and place it on the human body?? I am an innocent human being slowly going through life day by day. As I go through the journey that is life, I occasionally have my eyesight diminished, by some 40 year old woman, that has decided to stroll around in public in a pair of fishnets.

Now I am not picking on the so-called "elderly". The tackiness that is fishnets is spread by those of all ages on a daily basis and that is truth. But can someone please tell me what's so fascinating about looking like a hooker??? Now this is not me talking. The fishnet stocking is the worldwide symbol of the escort. Including ridiculously high heeled boots, mini-mini skirts and belly tops ( I won't go there). As soon as you put on your precious pair of fishnet stockings, that is the stereotypical label.

Why are they labelled as stockings in the first place?? Aren't stockings supposed provide us with leg warmth and the false appearance of smooth skin??? There are holes all over those things!! Not only is that not warm but the pattern sure as hell does not give the false appearance of smooth skin as the stocking is unanimous for providing. I say the title fishnets stockings is inappropriate. Even if they are only referring to the pattern.

Now, I don't have all hatred for fishnets. There great for 80's costume parties, like when you want to dress up like Cher (Funniest costume ever!!! You'll be the life of the party). Or for goth attire, which is in a whole cool realm of its own. But on a daily basis???? Come on!

So to that 40 yr old woman who hasn't come to terms with her age. Lady, you are getting old. This is not the 80's. Move on with your life and put the fishnets down! To that lovestruck teen who thinks that wearing fishnets will catch the attention of that 20 yr old guy behind the counter and give the illusion that you are older. You will gain attention for all the wrong reasons. Put the fishnets down! And finally, to that innocent human being that for some reason finds fishnets to be an attractive item of clothing. Take it from someone else. Friend, put the fishnets down!!

Peace, love, boycott fishnets
Arabena